That's gold Jerry, gold!

I recently cut my hair. It was just getting too unmanageable. However, I would like to grow my hair out. What's with the phrase "grow your hair out" anyways? It seems to me that this expression really only applies to certain people. All the rest of us who don't have super curly hair grow our hair down.

I think the primary reason I like growing my hair is because I like to wear hats. And what's long hair but a hat you can wear all the time? That's why women are so fashionable, they've always got an exquisite hat on. Men, on the other hand, we're walking around with our Elmer Fudd caps and beanies on. That's why most rock stars have long hair; they know proper head wear is the key to success.